I was recently approached for baby photos for a Boudreaux’s Butt Paste campaign. They wanted a specific kind of newborn photo with, of course, the tush prominently featured. So I got to literally search my files for butts. I thought my son was going to die of happiness. There really isn’t anything much funnier than a booty to a 10 year old boy.

I had a baby in here yesterday that was only 10 days old but already SO chubby and cute. Next time I see him he will have rolls and rolls of fat on him and I can’t wait. Why are newborn babies cuter in direct proportion to their fatness? That doesn’t work for adults. Though I did hear about a matriarchal society somewhere in Africa that prizes overweight women above all else. The bigger the better.  I’ve got that in my back pocket in case I ever wake up morbidly obese.

On that note, I have some more beautiful newborn baby photography for your viewing pleasure.

 

Baby Photography by Miette Photography: nude infant sleeping on top of a stuffed toy elephant

Baby Photography by Miette Photography: Blonde woman cradling her baby to her chest

Baby Photography - close up of sleeping infant being held in its parent

Baby Photography by Miette Photography - sleeping infant wrapped in a gauzy fabric, laying on a knit blanket

Baby Photography by Miette Photography - infant wearing a pointed knit hat and sleeping with its head propped in its hands.

Baby Photography by Miette Photography - shot of naked newborn from above as it sleeps on a fur rug

Baby Photography by Miette Photography - Sleeping newborn in a whimsical knit cap and wrapped in orange gauzy fabric